Wednesday, May 07, 2008

the story thus far...

i have about 15 or 20 minutes before i head off in the pre-dawn dark to traverse the mighty golf course, and i thought i might attempt to catch you, o beloved non-existant reader, my droogs and only friends, up.

5 am is incredibly early to be up. but my body is already beginning to get used to the new routine.

golf courses are confusing things, and i think i might never quite learn the shortcuts from one hole another, or where they sit in relation to each other.

there is a contraption called the roller, and really, it deserves its own post when i am awake.

i have worked there two days and have already seen two alligators. one of them close enough to snap a picture on my phone, which i almost immediately deleted through heat stroke and light-headedness (read: stupidity).

i have not worked on the magnum crappus (or much of anything else, really) since starting the job, as so far it saps all my surplus energy. (who the fuck am i kidding?!? i never have even sufficient energy, let alone surplus. but in all fairness, this job has boosted my overall energy, it is just that by the time i finally get home, i am wore out. give it a few days till i am used to it.)

i love love love being out in the air and the sun and breeze all day.

is it just me, or when you are tired at the end of a long day, the kids seem to be extra whiney?

oh, and i never managed to finish there will be blood. what is it about the academy and movies with little or no dialogue that take forever to get going and even once they do they meander like sluggish marshy stream and leave you constantly asking, what the hell? i fell asleep. i woke this morning, popped it out of the player, bagged and tagged it, and back off to the rental place.

cause i mean, come fucking on, motherfuckers!

it was kinda like out of africa with oil.

the word you're looking for is: anyways.

darth sardonic

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Blogger zirelda said...

Oh I think I'm jealous of your job.... minus the alligators maybe.


6:59 AM  
Blogger wakeupandsmellthecoffee said...

Watch out for those gators because they can be mighty fast on land though they look slow. Remember: serpentine. Are you a groundskeeper at the golf course? I'm a bit behind the times. Sorry. But what a great job if you are. And the best part of the day in Florida is before 10 a.m.

1:11 AM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

lol z no need to be jealous--if you were as sore and tired as i am today, you might rethink.

wuastc-i admire the gators from a safe distance. and yes, before ten is lovely. after that, the energy just gets drained from you by the heat and humidity, but i still love it. and yes, groundskeeper at a golf course.

4:03 AM  
Blogger Sparx said...

OOOh gators! Just settling in for a nice catch-up and enthralled already!

9:20 AM  
Blogger Queen Vixen said...

I have neglected to leave comments lately. Maybe I am well into non-existant territory but just to say. I love your blog. Its great. You make me laugh. Keep it up Darth or is that Geoff. (in joke if you know your Eddie Izzard - if not mail me

1:08 PM  
Blogger Krissie said...

So not to watch There Will Be Blood?
Cuz I just barely survived No Country For Old Men.

Oh yeah, once again I focus on what is of my interest.

2:37 PM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

yes gators sparx. i have a feeling seeing them will hit "meh, who cares?" status soon.

queen vixen, well welcome to the fold. and yeah, definitely geoff. "hey, i don't have to wait in line! i am darth vader!" eddie izzard cracks me up no end.

krissie-i couldn't even stay awake for there will be blood. i loved no country for old men. there will be blood was like a dull meandering soap opera with oil and hardly any hot chicks.

stay tuned in the next day or two when grof tries to get us to click here to look at busty beaties. lol.

2:26 AM  

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