Monday, March 08, 2010

i mean, really!

ok, if you have been reading at this tiny bit of broken glass on the beaches of the world wide web for any length of time, you know i am completely down with nudity (my own, and that of others).

it's also possible, o my droogs and only friends, my long-suffering non-existent readers, that you might've also cottoned to the fact that i am a firm believer that there is a time a place for everything.

so here's the rub: i will not be finding any new pals to add to the list today as a result of one particular blogger somewhere in germany.

i clicked on "naked lunch" in my favorite books and commenced traversing the blogsphere like a much taller and only slightly less rounder bilbo baggins. blog number four featured a not-so-slim fella who apparently held the camera just below his (rather small, shriveled, ugly, and uncircumcised) genitalia and snapped a pic upwards towards his face, so that the very first thing greeting my upon looking was his semi-erect cock.

now, again, penises don't bother me. nudity does not bother me. but when i am fucking searching for blogs to read, i really don't want to be bombarded by your dick! i'd rather not find myself positioned somewhere slightly below your scrotum like you and i are on the most intimate of terms. these sorts of things need a certain amount of warning, of prep, or at the very least, the proper mindset to start off with: "ok, it's no big deal, i am gonna be seeing a naked middle-aged man. so don't freak out." at the very least, right?

but here i am, munching on a sandwich, thinking (the truth comes out as to how i search for pals, lol): "boring, boring, full of himself, boring, way too high-maintenance, bor--holy fucking two-week old fuckstain!! what the fuck?!!? who would do that?!? fucking warn a guy, jesus christ!"

so if i have no one new to add, you, the beleaguered non-existents, might understand why.

thanks for playing along.

darth sardonic

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Blogger twirl unabashedly said...

::covers eyes and runs away::

8:18 PM  
Blogger Krissie said...

Aah, the very reason why the label NSFW (not safe for work) was invented... only to evolve later to NSFL (not safe for life). This dude seems to be falling into the latter category. Creep.

3:01 AM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

exactly twirl.

yep krissie, apparently this guy thinks he's more clever than anyone else does.

3:13 AM  
Blogger Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Well now you could have at least linked it for me to go and see for myself ya know. :D ;)

11:20 PM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

i like you too much for that gringa

3:25 AM  
Blogger Sparx said...

'holy two-week-old fuckstain' ?? Bahaaaaa

4:17 PM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

lol sparx i wax lyrical

1:57 PM  

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