memoirs (by no. 2)

found in no. 2's backpack at the end of the school year, and repeated here without any editing whatsoever.

October 19, 2010

I got my costume on Sunday. I will go trick or treating in my Incredible Hulk costume. You get your costume on and in less than two weeks you get ready to go trick or treating. You get your bucket and Poppy dresses as a zombie. I went to Boo at the Zoo dressed as Batman. [No. 1] dressed as Obi Wan Kenobie. You dress up and ring the doorbell at your neighbor's house and say, "trick or treat!"

November 9, 2010

How to make a pumpkin face:

First, you make the lines on the pumpkin. Then, you cut out the lines. Next, you cut the top of the head off the pumpkin. Finally, you have a jack-o-lantern.

Feb 9, 2011

One day it stormed. It was super stormy today. So we went to our tree house. It was stormy so I went to the house.

in other news, no. 1 has been diagnosed with aspergers, the knowledge of which will make handling him properly a little easier perhaps. i definitely will need to post further on that in the very near future.

i now have 13 followers, most of whom have never commented or with whom i have never interacted. why? where do they come from? what is it about this little hep b hypodermic needle in the park grasses of the world wide web that would attract followers in the first place?

thanks for playing along,

darth sardonic