inspirational posters on the walls of hell

that isn't the light at the end of the tunnel, that is the light of the oncoming train.

if life gives you lemons, kick life in the nuts.

i don't suffer from depression, insanity, or alcoholism: i enjoy every fucking second!

teamwork: so you won't be the only fucker going down when the shit hits the fan.

we give 110% all the time. no fucking wonder we are in an economic bind.

i am hoping kissed bruises, hours spent putting together lego playsets, rumpled hair, and the occasional note reminding my kids i am proud of them will go a long way for erasing the shit i have pulled in the past.

darth sardonic