Friday, June 27, 2008

a short job description

rise before the sun. get eaten by mosquitos. mow the biggest patches of grass with the slowest mower. drink lots of coffee. get bitten by fire ants. snack all day on sand and grass clippings. dodge gators. shake head in frustration with coworkers. chase snakes. stay ahead of the golfers. stay ahead of the golfers. fucking stay the fuck ahead of the golfers.

darth sardonic



Blogger zirelda said...


3:37 PM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

lol z exactly

4:20 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

... and of course watch out for golf balls while you're staying ahead of the ******* golfers!

Welcome to the weekend.


6:03 PM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

lol yep lara, cause they don't give a shit whether you're out there or not, or even whether you know they are hitting hard balls at high rates of speed at your head or not.

7:26 AM  
Blogger jenny said...

alligators ain't so bad-- my mom got bit by one!! No kidding! Any groundhogs to watch for? :o)

6:14 PM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

hahaha jenny, no, luckily, no groundhogs. but i am gonna go all "carl" on some of the golfers one day.

2:13 AM  

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