Friday, July 25, 2008


i had a conversation with a coworker the other day that went something like this:

"possession is nine tenths of the law." [said as he weilded a golf club that one of the other groundskeepers had found and intended to keep]

to which i replied (being the thoughtful bastard i am, and a bit of a devil's advocate), "i am gonna go kick out the window of your car and just sit in it. then it will be mine."

"my car aint worth gettin' shot for."

"yeah, but i bet the gun is in the car isn't it? which would make it mine as well."

he thought for a moment, "hmmm. yup. guess so."

"so the gun and the car would be mine. whatcha gonna do?"

"walk home, i guess."

all my working out is paying off. i no longer have moobs (man-boobs) but instead what can only be referred to as pecs. and while i don't have a six-pack, i definitely have a four-pack, instead of the keg i was hauling around for quite a bit.

a few miles down the road from us, there is a motel called the luna sea motel. looks like a decent place, but you would be crazy to stay there.

the weather has been nice. life has been rollercoasting along. things are more or less the usual for a summer.

and that is really all i can say for now.

darth sardonic

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Blogger zirelda said...

Gotta love days like that I guess. At least the conversation if nothing else. And getting in shape? That's golden. I've been walking for several months now. Lost a whole 3 pounds. Prolly lose more if I were willing to give up my margaritas....

which I'm not.

1:06 PM  
Blogger DJ Kirkby said...

Good wonder you write. You certaintly don't get any intellectual stimulation at work!

4:22 AM  
Blogger darth sardonic said...

z-same here. pretty sure i would have the six pack if i subtracted the tom collins n huge cove potluck dinners, but... i don't wanna be antisocial.

dj-well, that, and i just absolutely HAVE to write. a very good outlet for everything. very calming. i am still working on the magnum crappus, not as much or as fast as i like, but still trying to wrap it up.

2:36 AM  
Blogger Krissie said...

Mmm a four-pack! (I ain't much of a beer-drinker anyway! :) )

11:02 AM  

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