inspirational thoughts

hey, it's me we're talking about, right? so of course we all know that the title is a big load of shit.

some things i would like to see on those posters they have hanging around offices and work spaces:

"every silver lining has a dark cloud"

"when life gives you lemons, ask it for sugar and water so you can make lemonade."

or:

"when life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into your eyes and tender areas of your body."

how bout this one?

"the majority is always right, they nailed christ to a 2x4."

and no, that last one is not an antisemitic statement. i believe that if christ were born here in the usa, we'd give him the chair in texas. it's a statement about people who blindly follow leadership, in this case both religious and political.

in other news, micheal jackson is a freak. and it has nothing to do with whether or not he is a child molester. in related news, i think the media should not be allowed to cover court cases of any kind. how the hell is micheal sposed to be honestly found guilty or innocent if they are fucking inundating us with his shit all the time?!?

and finally, i knew i liked death cab for cutie. they had a small interview with their drummer (i think, one of the band members anyway) in spin magazine (yes, i recieve spin. yes, i promise to kick my own ass promptly after posting this blog.), and cited codiene's frigid stars lp as one of his all-time favorite albums. i'm telling you guys, find that album. rush out and buy it. if you can't find it, let me know, i will burn you a copy. it's the best little album no one's ever heard of.

and yes, i know i am a loser. i used to have a t-shirt stating just that. which reminds me, i need to get down to the sub-pop megastore and pick up a new loser t-shirt, and see if codiene's got anything new out.

signing off,

darth sardonic