Saturday, April 15, 2006

bring out the dancing horses...

eat a slice of devil's food cake and a slice of angel food cake. tell me who wins.

repeat the same with a weight-gainer 2000 and a slim fast.

i like to drink several glasses of water followed by getting in the car for a long road trip and drink a liter of dr pepper while driving, preferably on a road without rest stops. then see how long i can go before i have to pull over on the side of the road.

do not float over me while i am dying in the abyss!--dane cook

i'd get these posts done faster if i didn't keep getting interrupted!

no. 1 has developed a new york accent just out of the blue. dog is dwag, cards is cwards, gone is gwone. it cracks us up, but we're not sure where it has come from.

and a very special thanks to anais nin.

if you're not at least a little confused, you should be.

darth sardonic


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