Sunday, October 24, 2004

20 more reasons to hate bush jr.

okay, before i get started, let me just say that if you haven't figured out by now that "tomorrow" means "sometime before the week's over", then welcome for the very first time to my blog, and maybe you should read my back catalogue a little. to my faithful readers, yeah, i may not do it as quickly as i like, but i will do what i say.

again, writing credit does not go to me on this one, these are taken verbatim from the liner notes of "rock against bush vol. 1", with my own sarcastic comments appearing in parentheses.

21. bush jr. is the first president in u.s. history to enter office with a criminal record(!!!!!!!)
22. bush jr. has set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest a leader (10 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
23. he slashed funding to the violence against women act. (what a fucker!)
24. he has invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of one billion dollars per week.
25. he appointed charles pickering, a notorious segregationist from mississippi, as a federal judge and suspiciously did so on martin luther king day. (and i think dubya could grow himself a little toothbrush mustache, maybe wear some khaki uniforms...)
26. bush has spent over 100 billion on iraq, leaving states to face the largest budget crises in decades and forced to cut off public services; now with the federal deficit at a new high bush jr. wants to award more tax breaks to the wealthy. (it's okay though, cause all us losers thrown into poverty by dubya can join the military and get sent to die in iraq. yay!)
27. under new bush legislation (the clear skies initiative), power plants are allowed to emit triple the amount of highly-toxic mercury into the environment. (i like how they called it the "clear skies initiative". talk about your cruel irony. somewhere, bush is laughing his ass off.)
28. bush jr. failed to protect 3 million acres of the tongass national forest from logging. the tongass has the highest concentration of bald eagles on earth and has already lost 700 square miles to logging with 33 more logging permits pending. not even the sanctity of our endangered national bird can compete with bush campaign contributions provided by the forest industry. (shit, man, bush would drive up to ground zero, lower his britches, and piss on the memories of all those lost people if it would gain him a few more dollars!)
29. he is on pace to have taken more vacation than any president in history, including a 28-day vacation right before 9/11. bush jr. has taken 6 months of vacation in you know anyone that gets 6 months of vacation? (according to us news, in the first eight months of his presidency, 42% of it was spent on vacation. when one tv reporter said that numerous americans didn't understand how he could take so much vacation, he replied, "well, i guess they don't understand the meaning of 'hard work'". nope, guess not. i gotta actually do something for eight hours a day, five days a week, to get a measly week a year of paid vacation, if that!)
30. he pulled out of the kyoto agreement on global warming, which had been agreed upon by 178 other countries. (piss on ground zero for money, remember?)
31. bush jr. is endorsed by fundamentalist pat robertson who claims that god told him bush will win re-elelction and that "it doesn't make a difference what bush does because god is blessing him". bush keeps some great company, but keep in mind robertson was also the nitwit that blamed the 9/11 attacks on gays and suggested that we "nuke" the u.s. state department. (wonder if robertson would feel that it made no difference what bush did if bush was fucking robertson's wife? or his son?! i think he might not.)
32. he set the record for most executions by any governor in american history. 152 in total; some of whom were mentally disabled. (that's our president bush, "fuck everybody!")
33. has repeatedly stonewalled the public investigation into 9/11. (that's because they would find out he has business ties to the bin laden family, and that a company the board of which he chairs was one of the few that stood to profit from 9/11! more on that "tomorrow")
34. bush jr. declined to fully fund the aids initiative after promising to do so. the final cuts the resulted were over $2 billion. (but, in all fairness to bush, this is the kind of bullshit that politicians do.)
35. he still suggests that homosexuals are "sinners" and is pushing legislation that would forbid gay partnerships and deny fundamental civil rights on a national and local level. (maybe you buy into homosexuals being "sinners"(i don't), but then you would have to agree that murderers, thieves, and liars are all "sinners" also, right? so tell bush, "let he among you who is without blemish cast the first stone." (jesus christ). fuckin' two-faced hippocritical prick! (darth sardonic)
36. choked on a pretzel and nearly lost his life while seated in front of a tv. (would that he had lost his life--no, wait, scratch that. that would've put dickhead cheney in charge of this country, and he's no better than dubya.)
37. bush jr. has gone to great lengths to prevent investigations of his friends at enron and halliburton. more time and money was spent investigating the monica lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. (all i can say is: WHAT THE FUCK?!?)
38. bush jr. has set the record for the fewest amount of press conferences by a president since the advent of television. (spent too much time choking on pretzels in front of one, i guess. what the hell do we pay this guy for, anyway?)
39. responsible for a 521 billion dollar budget deficit--less than 4 years after inheriting a 200 billion dollar surplus. (and if it wasn't for bin laden family money, this guy would've run every business he owned into the ground, so we're really surprised that he fucked up our budget?)
40. he has made repeated attempts to legalize oil drilling in the national wildlife refuge. (the long and the short of it is, bush jr. is just a fucking asshole who is a moron, a horrible business man, and an egotistical prick with a god complex, who tramples on everything that most of us hold sacred or important.)

"tomorrow" heh heh, i will get into what can only be described as bordering on a conspiracy theory between the bin ladens (though in all fairness, not osama himself) and bush and 9/11.


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