bout damn time

paris is on her way back to jail. occasionally, things happen as they should. now, could we send tom cruise, nicole richie, britney spears, k-fed, lindsay lohan, and the rest of the worthless pieces of slime to join her?

and a moment to bag on tom cruise and john travolta and their chosen religion: i'm pretty open to just about anything. but apparently this religion (scientology) is a bit wacky, as they apparently don't really allow their wives to leave the house or do much of anything, guys apparently know way more than women about post-partum depression, and how to combat it, don't really believe in autism, and think that kids with autism should just be handled with herbs, and not just all this, but will gladly tell you, whether you really want to know or not. and actually finding out something about their beliefs above and beyond what these two knuckleheads cram down everyone's throats on a regular basis seems virtually impossible. basic tenets of the religion are, to me at the very least, as vague as words written a thousand years ago in blood on papyrus.

and i might be just channeling tyler durden here for a sec, but something is seriously wrong with suri cruise. i mean look at her. she probably just needs some more ginger root in her diet, as well as some complex-b antitoxins. yeah, yeah, pretty sure that is all she needs.

that is all.

darth sardonic